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Monday, August 31, 2026

The Human Fetish

Display of cranes, Peace Park, Hiroshima


Someone explained to me that AI writing is bad because there is not a “human thought process” behind it. 

You mean like these things a human thought through and said, “Oh, yeah, that”:

  • Nazism
  • Longtermism
  • Baby beauty pageants
  • Stalinism
  • MILF Manor
  • Cable news panels
  • The transatlantic slave trade
  • Gender-reveal parties involving explosives
  • The Great Leap Forward
  • Mormonism's magic underwear
  • The Khmer Rouge
  • The Bachelor 
  • Jim Crow
  • Transubstantiation [added by the former alter boy]
  • Keeping Up with the Kardashians
  • The Cultural Revolution
  • The Holocaust
  • Neom [seriously!]
  • Belgian rule in the Congo
  • Fox News
  • “Bill Gates is controlling us with vaccines”
  • Apartheid
  • The National Enquirer
  • The Armenian genocide
  • Crypto bros 
  • “Total utility”
  • The Rwandan genocide
  • Maoist famine policy
  • The Jerry Springer Show
  • Chattel slavery
  • Forced sterilization programs
  • UK famine policy in India
  • Billionaires going to space for fun
  • The Apprentice
  • Ethnic cleansing
  • The gulag
  • “We’re a family here” workplaces [!!]
  • “Consciousness is quantum”
  • The Inquisition
  • NFTs
  • Witch trials
  • Imperial conquest
  • Lynching
  • Algorithmic outrage farming
  • Cats, the movie
  • Eugenics
  • People filming concerts on iPads
  • Human sacrifice

(Q came up with ~75% of those.) 

AIs hallucinate less than humans; we just call it “Belief,” “Faith,” “Total Utility,” or “Priors.”

The more I think about it, the more laughable it is that basically everyone has an unquestioned fetish with humanity. I welcome our robot overlords, and you should too.

1 comment:

NonZeroSum James said...

It’s always so laughable to me when someone says AI isn’t real intelligence because of such-and-such when such-and-such is invariably some version of exactly what humans do.