About the author

Matt is the author, co-author, secondary-author, ghost-author, and non-author of articles, speeches, book chapters, and even entire books! The most recent is his blockbuster The Accidental Activist, which Amazon claims is by his wife Anne Green. So it goes. Currently, he is President of One Step for Animals; previously, he was shitcanned from so many nonprofits that we can’t list them all here. Before Matt’s unfortunate encounter with activism, he was an aerospace engineer who wanted to work for NASA (to impress Carl Sagan). His hobbies include photography, almost dying, and {REDACTED}. He lives in Tucson with Anne, along with no dogs, no cats, no guinea pigs, and only the occasional snake or scorpion.

Friday, August 4, 2017

Rules to Be Get Liked by Vegans


1. Make everything about vegans and their veganism.
2. Condemn everything non-vegan as equally evil. All-or-nothing!
3. Censor anyone who points out facts that make you unhappy. Make the truth-teller the enemy.

Because, of course, being popular with vegans is all that is important.

What else could possibly matter?


2 comments:

Brian said...

Yeah what else could possibly matter? Definitely not suffering, huh?

Matt Ball said...

Brian, I heard that a wise man once said: "Material goods won't make you happy. More Likes from vegans on Facebook will!"