Friday, August 4, 2017

Rules to Be Get Liked by Vegans

1. Make everything about vegans and their veganism.
2. Condemn everything non-vegan as equally evil. All-or-nothing!
3. Censor anyone who points out facts that make you unhappy. Make the truth-teller the enemy.

Because, of course, being popular with vegans is all that is important.

What else could possibly matter?


Brian said...

Yeah what else could possibly matter? Definitely not suffering, huh?

Matt Ball said...

Brian, I heard that a wise man once said: "Material goods won't make you happy. More Likes from vegans on Facebook will!"