About the author

Matt is the author, co-author, secondary-author, ghost-author, and non-author of articles, speeches, book chapters, and even entire books! Next will be the bestseller "Losing My Religions." Currently, he is President of One Step for Animals; previously, he was shitcanned from more nonprofits than there is room to list here. Before Matt’s unfortunate encounter with activism, he was an aerospace engineer who wanted to work for NASA to impress Carl Sagan. His hobbies include photography, almost dying, and {REDACTED} He lives in Tucson with Anne and no dogs, no cats, and no African tortoises (although he cares for all of these).

Thursday, June 19, 2014

The Vegan Future Is Here



Last year, I came across this restaurant review on Yelp:
Wish they were in my neighborhood, ‘cause I’d be one happy fat vegan cat eating some deep fried tofu with their crazy good tartar sauce, some slap yo’ mama good greens and getouttahere delicious, amazing mac and cheese. (Hint: do not eat this garlicy goodness mac and cheese before a date.) But on the serious? I’m a carnivore all the way, and I swear to the Gods above if Souley Vegan was in my ‘hood I’d been eating vegan more days a week than I’d ever eat meat. This food is the shizznyee. Not kidding.

The vegan future is here. It is just unevenly distributed. We will change that.

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