This will be much worse for me than for you. And it will be damn bad for you. (Audio recording of one chapter 😟)

Song (as referenced in the below): Tears for Fears "The Tipping Point." Also this. 

Update, August 2025: WTF? Why is this a popular post? In the past six months, this post from 2023 is the second most popular post. 

By unpopular demand: me reading the first full chapter of Losing My Religions:

"Anything for Her Laugh + Warnings & Notes" (mp3 file)

I have a voice made for print.

Please be kind. I was a cute kid!