About the author

Matt is the author, co-author, secondary-author, ghost-author, and non-author of articles, speeches, book chapters, and even entire books! Next will be the bestseller "Losing My Religions." Currently, he is President of One Step for Animals; previously, he was shitcanned from more nonprofits than there is room to list here. Before Matt’s unfortunate encounter with activism, he was an aerospace engineer who wanted to work for NASA to impress Carl Sagan. His hobbies include photography, almost dying, and {REDACTED} He lives in Tucson with Anne and no dogs, no cats, and no African tortoises (although he cares for all of these).

Saturday, December 5, 2020

Two jokes from Lovett or Leave It

 Joe Biden fractured his foot while playing with his dog Major.

1. That's too bad, 'cuz now Joe has to wear a boot and a cone.

2. Upon hearing the news, Kamala Harris sent over dog treats with a promise of more when Major finishes the job.

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