Except for the stanza about "50 years before," the song that best describes my life is Ben Folds' "The Luckiest."
But the song that cracks me up is his "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces." Lyrics below.
September '75, I was 47 inches high
My mom said by Christmas, I would have
A badass mother GI Joe
for your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and
200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
goodbye
Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face?
Rather than kiss me, you said you'd rather die?
I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
Look who's tellin' who what to do
No, kiss my ass goodbye
You'll be sorry one day, yes, you will, yes, you will
You shouldn't push me around, 'cause I will, yes, I will
You will be sorry when I'm big-ass, you will, yes, you will
You will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me, check the papers and the TV
No, look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye now
September '75, I was 47 inches high
September '75, September '75
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