About the author

Matt is the author, co-author, secondary-author, ghost-author, and non-author of articles, speeches, book chapters, and even entire books! Next will be the bestseller "Losing My Religions." Currently, he is President of One Step for Animals; previously, he was shitcanned from more nonprofits than there is room to list here. Before Matt’s unfortunate encounter with activism, he was an aerospace engineer who wanted to work for NASA to impress Carl Sagan. His hobbies include photography, almost dying, and {REDACTED} He lives in Tucson with Anne and no dogs, no cats, and no African tortoises (although he cares for all of these).

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Can't choose one line

My Dad was sent a long list of lies about how "awesome" the former host of the Celebrity Apprentice has been. The request was for one single reply. It is impossible to figure out, but these were the first things that came to mind:

"They were beating the shit out of him," said Cole. "Right in front of my eyes."

If US had Canada’s Covid-19 death rate, 225,000 Americans would be alive today.

December’s jobs report confirms Trump is set to be the worst jobs president on record.

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