About the author

I am the author, co-author, secondary-author, ghost-author, and non-author of articles, speeches, book chapters, and even entire books! The most recent can be found at LosingMyReligions.net. Currently, I am President of One Step for Animals; previously, I was shitcanned from so many nonprofits that we can’t list them all here. Before my unfortunate encounter with activism, I was an aerospace engineer who wanted to work for NASA (to impress Carl Sagan). My hobbies include photography, almost dying, and {REDACTED}. I live in Tucson with my soulmate and reluctant editor Anne, along with the occasional snake and scorpion.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

Three Billboards at the Green-Balls

Anne: "What color is that?"
Me: "Um, blue??"
Anne: "IT COULD NOT BE MORE PURPLE."

Me: "I love you madly."
Anne: "Eat more kale."

[Having seen a reference to Dr. Oz.]
Anne: "I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm."


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