Friday, August 4, 2017

Rules to Be Get Liked by Vegans


1. Make everything about vegans and their veganism.
2. Condemn everything non-vegan as equally evil. All-or-nothing!
3. Censor anyone who points out facts that make you unhappy. Make the truth-teller the enemy.

Because, of course, being popular with vegans is all that is important.

What else could possibly matter?


2 comments:

  1. BrianAugust 5, 2017 at 4:59 AM

    Yeah what else could possibly matter? Definitely not suffering, huh?

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    1. Matt BallAugust 5, 2017 at 5:01 AM

      Brian, I heard that a wise man once said: "Material goods won't make you happy. More Likes from vegans on Facebook will!"

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